The Goldsmith and an Old Man
There was an old man who went to a goldsmith and said, “May I use your scales to weigh my own gold?” Goldsmiths keep very sensitive scales. The goldsmith replied: “Sorry, sir, I don’t have a sieve.” “Don’t make fun of me, ” said the man: “I asked for your scales, not a sieve.” “I don’t have a broom either,” the goldsmith said. “Come on,”…